Name? Lou

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Name? Mark

Boat of choice? ZG48

Number of countries paddled? 5

Ideal destination? Prudhoe

Course your on/have done? Civil Engineering

Been paddling how Long? Too Long

Your Hero? Jack Bauer from 24

What would you do with £1million? Never work again, thats for sure! Oh and buy all the roofracks in the world.

Highest grade paddled? 9 -

Ideal Superpower? Either flying or the strength of Dr D Light

Animal you look like? Tawny Owl

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Name? Kevin John Hickey

Boat of choice? Jackson Fun

Number of countries paddled? 5

Ideal destination? Alps - when it is sunny

Course your on/have done? 4*

Been paddling how Long? 5 years

Your Hero? Ray Meres

What would you do with £1million? get outta here!

Highest grade paddled? 6 with my other friends who unfortunately cant talk anymore, 5 with EST

Ideal Superpower? I would like to fly and have x-ray vision - am i allowed both?

Animal you look like? Ferret

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Number of countries paddled? 11

Ideal destination? Alps - when it is sunny

Course your on/have done? Medicine, Masters in Research

Been paddling how Long? 10 years

Your Hero? Who needs heroes?

What would you do with £1million? Go on a round the world boating and traveling extravagansa

Highest grade paddled? 5

Ideal Superpower? Breath under water

Animal you look like? Asian Sun Bear (I better check with Huw)

Number of countries paddled? England, Scotland, France, Wales, Austria, Switzerland (on a lake)

Ideal destination? What the fuck does that mean? do you mean canoeing destination? Darkest Peru, i want to meet Paddington's family

Course your on/have done? BA(Hons) Town Planning/(CPP) Certificate in Planning Practice

Been paddling how Long? Too Long

Your Hero? Jamie Oliver/Optimus Prime

What would you do with £1million? Not much, its not worth very much nowadays

Highest grade paddled? 4+ My boat did a 6 tho, although it took it a while, a whole night!!

Ideal Superpower? Being amazing

Animal you look like? Grizzly Bear

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Number of countries paddled? All of them except Austria as Mark broke the van before we got there. He was too scared

Ideal destination? Whole of Middle Guil as soon as they make a Golden Arches at the get out.

Course your on/have done? A bloody long one.

Been paddling how Long? As long as my bloody long course.

Your Hero? Sean Bean and Rolf Harris

What would you do with £1million? Pay off my debts to get all these Scrooges off my back.

Highest grade paddled? What grade's Teeside?

Ideal Superpower? I'd quite enjoy the lightning bolt one like Zeus

Animal you look like? Badger with the ferociousness of the Honey kind

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Boat of choice? Red, Sporty, No roof, with lots of airbags and cushions to protect from all the hard rocks

Number of countries paddled? 12,5 (I was close to Russia once, but they started shooting so I chickened out)

Ideal destination? where it's warm, sunny and there are people to carry my boat up steep hills for 100 shillings

Course your on/have done? BCU L3 K, RYA L2 Power Boat, RYA 1 Stage Sailing, Introductory Sign Language, First Aid 8hrs water based, Graduate into Business, IELTS 7.0, CISCO (first part), FCE, CAE, Working with Challenging Behaviour (travellers and young offenders); Specialise in Computer Networking (like breaking into Pentagon and stuff) and also in Artificial Intelligence (breaking into CIA and stuff) and Psychoanaloprokinesotelevisionology (that's what brought me to Newcastle Uni)

Been paddling how Long? 196 cm

Your Hero? All EST, I worshipped those guys, but never had the courage to tell them. (No one knows yet, but they are a bit like freemasons and they invited me too :-)

What would you do with £1million? I would steal it.

Highest grade paddled? in Ugandan it's over fifteen thousand

Ideal Superpower? Have a soft head, that bounces of rocks.

Animal you look like? when I'm in water I'm like a seal, when on land like a cheetah