This summer, while most of the EST stayed at home and waited for Merlin
to start on BBC1, Mark got together a group of some of the best paddlers
known to mankind! okay....known to him, and they headed off to the west
coast for a bit of a creeking mission!!
The team had a rocky start to their trip, with a 4 hour delay on the flight
and Rich breaking his werners before they even got wet, but soon made up
for it with a trip down the Ashlu, followed by a not so much fun run down
'Mine V', involving a cheeky swim and self rescue over a blind drop by a
certain member of the team using his spare paddles, then a walk out from
the river that made me look like this:
The team did get something right, one, very special purchase that will go
down in the history books!! The mighty Ozark trail, not just a tent, but
with a gear loft, bear fly screen, leaky windows, this really is an M&S
tent.
But, with a chance meeting with some locals a few days later, the boys managed
to get on some of the whistler area classic runs, namely the Upper Cheakamus,
Callaghan Creek and the Soo, all of which were fantastic, and must do's
for anyone visiting the area.
After a few escapades, the rest of Team Ozark flew out, and a trip to Skookumchuck
was on the cards, this is a really cool wave, and as if it couldn't get
any better than being a cool surf wave, there was a period of about 2 hours
at lunchtime where the wave greened out and there was nothing to do other
than pro chill!!
Once all together, and pumping from the skook, a mixture of courage, determination,
eagerness, as well as 100,000 tonnes of rockfall in the way drove the guys
inland, and they did some more classic runs, the cilliwack was a good warm
up, the Nataclatch, and the stein is one of the most beutiful settings in
the world, as well as grade 4!! Then, as if by magic, they stumbled upon
one of the most presigious events in paddlesport history, the Clearwater
kayak Fesival, where the team dominated the heats of the downriver race,
but dominated the party on the sat night even more, with James and Si failing
to see much of the next day. The clearwater is an good river, but the best
thing about the Fesival is the people, brilliant, and you can buy T-shirts
with extremely short, gay looking sleeves:
There was a couple of people who couldn't understand how we practised
whitewater in the UK, I mean on an Island so small, where do you find
Whitewater, and if they're reading this, I don't really know you grandma
from Birmingham, HA!!! After leaving the Clearwater, the team headed for
the Rockies, and came across the Upper Fraser, an awesome run, especially
Overlander Falls, a big tourist waterfall where they love taking photo's
of people running it!!
This was followed by a trip into Alberta, did the worlds lowest volume 'creek' run, got drunk, agreed to do a death run thats only been done by 5 people in history, got scared, and ran away before actually having to do it!!
Us
and the Scottish Girls in Whistler
Yes,
I am a Fitness Professional
As
good as Rich's impressions are, this is a REAL bear!
Good
job this wasn't in the Bigg Market
Upper
Fraser, probably shouldn't have hidden those rocks in Si's boat!!
If
the Olympic Team need a hand, we're all practised now!!
Si
on the big drop, Callaghan!!








